IM convo with a colleague
Alissa says: fyi — listening to XXXXX chomp on popcorn every day makes me wanna vomit.
Cathleen says:
at the risk of soudning like an asshole…
Cathleen says:
she wonders why she has a big ass?
Cathleen says:
there, i said it
Alissa says:
not that I can talk, but omg, i know!
Alissa says:
her ass takes up like half her body
Cathleen says:
related: i thought you were looking teeny the other day when we were having drinks
Alissa says:
wow, really, thanks. since i’ve worked here, i’ve lost about 20 pounds, but I still have many to go.
Cathleen says:
but i didnt want to say anything in front of everybody because…i was a little tipsy and would have likely followed up with some ridiculous praising of your boobs
Alissa says:
LOL
Cathleen says:
they are mighty migh-TAY
Cathleen says:
!!!
Alissa says:
and then i would’ve had to counter with something great about yours, and it probably would’ve gotten ugly.
Cathleen says:
downward spiral, miss thing
Alissa says:
you know it
